1-today at school we were playing baseball and one nerdy girl didn’t want us to get the ball so she rubbed it on her vagina

2-today in sport i was sitting with my friends doing nothing and my teacher only yelled at me for not doing it. he’s a stupid sexist fuck. he was like ‘but you’re a boy, you have to play sport’. i hope he dies.

3-the principal caught me wagging today and i lied and said that i belonged to a different class :P

4-my brother has a friend who’s always a dick to him. he even told all my brothers friends not to talk to him. and my brother is still friends with him (stupidly). anyway, he was staring at me making pancakes, and i was like ‘dude wtf’ and he just made a stupid face and kept staring. so i yelled ‘fuck off’ and left with all my pancakes:)