December 2010
1 post
Dec 30th
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May 2010
18 posts
May 14th
51 notes
i slept in on the one day that you need a doctor’s certificate fuck fuck fuck
May 6th
i just dropped my ipod and the glass from the...
and. it. still. works.
May 5th
May 5th
3,962 notes
today i was making pancakes and my brothers friend was over and i don’t like him so i was trying to be tough, and when i opened the carton of eggs i realised that i’d drawn faces and pictures on all of them. damn.
May 5th
who gives a damn about the family you come from
you’ll give it up when you’re young and you want some
May 4th
69 emails in my inbox
oh yeah..
May 4th
May 4th
May 4th
1 note
May 4th
“Everyone thinks that they’re special. That their chip was programmed different....”
– Pete Wentz (via fuckyeahpetewentz)
May 4th
70 notes
May 3rd
May 3rd
May 3rd
happy voldemort's defeat day everybody
forgot to mention
May 2nd
i have rice wheels
i haven’t had them in years. they taste awesome:D
May 2nd
May 1st
May 1st
http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/
they have arguments such as ‘they both took tablets to stay alert’
May 1st
April 2010
48 posts
my skinny jeans have no wang room
and they were more than 100 bucks. i can’t even wear undies
Apr 30th
fucking disgusting. this guy seriously needs to... →
Apr 29th
1 tag
hahahaha →
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Apr 28th
i have four things to say
1-today at school we were playing baseball and one nerdy girl didn’t want us to get the ball so she rubbed it on her vagina 2-today in sport i was sitting with my friends doing nothing and my teacher only yelled at me for not doing it. he’s a stupid sexist fuck. he was like ‘but you’re a boy, you have to play sport’. i hope he dies. 3-the principal caught me wagging...
Apr 28th
Apr 27th
“You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in...”
– Chuck Palahniuk quote
Apr 27th
“Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
ListenListen
Apr 26th
my fucking shake and bake didn't fucking work
i shook it for half a fucking hour and it still had fucking clumps of fucking flour. fuck you, coles.
Apr 26th
shake ‘n’ bake ftw
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
Apr 26th
E=MC vagina
just sayin’
Apr 26th
so grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn
Apr 22nd
Yo estoy enamorado de una bailarina erótica
Apr 19th
fisica o quimica
love love love love
Apr 19th
pete wentz
have my babies.
Apr 18th
wikipedia
in three clicks i got from sadam hussain to back to the future. i love wikipedia :)
Apr 17th
just found out over facebook that my step cousin...
hahaha
Apr 17th
fuck you, tumblr. fuck you.
Apr 17th
i changed my photo from that shitty smiley face guy.
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
703 notes
Apr 17th
pete wentz used to be the screamer in a screamo...
*mind blown* arma angelus —- google that shit
Apr 16th
selling out while you should be sleeping.
ahomeboyslife:  hahahahahaha
Apr 14th
84 notes
1 tag
the original mean girls script
“What does that say? Kaitlyn Caussin has… Vadge odor” “Masturbated with a frozen hotdog. Oh my god, that was one time!” it’s so much funnier than the actual movie.
Apr 13th
you’re so nice and you’re so smart you’re such a good friend i have to break your heart i’ll tell you that i love then i’ll tear your world apart just pretend i didn’t tear your world apart
Apr 13th